I'm not a hero, just a mad man with a box. “You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!” “In 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important”
me in the year 200023 when all life on earth has been eradicated except humans which have since then radiated into thousands of different species to refill the niches left open by the mass extinction and currently theres a giant hulking eyeless slobbering knuckle walking humanoid figure thats been standing outside our concrete protection chamber for the last 3 days and we can hear it breathing we can hear it breathing we can hear it breathing
omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i’m about to commit acts of great evil doesn’t mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
it’s always “take off the amulet it’s cursed” and “cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul” and never “woah cool amulet where did you get it” or “i like your amulet it looks nice on you”
why kids on Tumblr censoring swear words lol? Say fuck. Say shit. Say damn. Say hell. Say cock. Say pussy. Say kill. Say disorder. Say the fucking words y'all. Say it! It’s okay!!! Reinventing 21st century McCarthyism and Hayes Code ain’t it!!
